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• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 11:30 posted by read the archived article

  Famine is on sabbatical to “study scarcity in artisanal cheese.”
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 11:29 posted by Pestilence’s Essential Oils Now FDA-Questionable

  The last time War tried to ride, he pulled a hamstring.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 11:29 posted by check the timeline of events

  The Four Horsemen have been on "doomsday PTO" since AOL was cool.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 11:28 posted by Apocalyptic Branding Tips from Famine’s Manager

  Famine owns four air fryers and no shame.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 11:28 posted by click here to learn more

  Pestilence did a TED Talk on “Plague Minimalism.”
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 11:26 posted by read related satire

  They missed Y2K, blamed the Mayans, and ghosted since.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 11:25 posted by Zoom Call Between the Horsemen Crashes After War Rage Quits

  Death’s podcast is called “Live, Laugh, Languish.”
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 11:25 posted by get the inside scoop

  Famine teaches a cooking class called “Nothing for Dinner.”
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 11:24 posted by read related satire

  Famine is writing a memoir: “Hungry for Less.”
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 11:23 posted by Pestilence’s Essential Oils Now FDA-Questionable

  Death got distracted writing a screenplay called “Soul Catcher.”